[editors note: this is the slightly touched up original page from 1996.
Where are they now? You tell me.]

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The Dutch Falconi Orchestra

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Dutch Falconi has seen many members come and go over the years. Rather than use up precious bandwidth by listing them all, this page offers only the current lineup. I make no claim that this list is completely accurate at the time you are reading this. It's a Big Band Orchestra, not some four piece grunge outfit. It has members come and go at a dizzying rate. There are reserve players; sometimes in, sometimes out kind of players; guys who only play San Francisco shows, players in more than one group - I hope you get the picture.
The only requirements Dutch lays down for new members to join are the following:

• 1. Can you read music?
• 2. Are you proficient on your instrument? (Can you blow, Daddy-O?)
• 3. Are you a little bit twisted?
• 4. Would you be willing to wear a dress onstage?
• 5. Would you renounce all religious beliefs to adhere to the Falconi Doctrine?

As I persuade Dutch to quit sequencing new arrangements into his Macintosh, and dig a little more into his archives, I might be able to list some of the more memorable members from the past.

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Warning!

Some pages are bio-less
but still contain beautiful pics
of your favorite Falconites!

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VOCALISTS Dutch Falconi Kitten Fontina Laynie Xavier Johnny Splendor Nathan Jones Pepper LaRue	SAXOPHONES Gene "Gizmo" Avery Bob Dowling Felicia Greenwood Brad Tom Chris Hall Buddy Wong	CLARINETS Janet Howe Patti Decker
TRUMPETS Greg Sage Kevin Glancy Dean Scott Alleger Jim Pantages	TROMBONES Kurt Foy Booker Chris Cook Ron Hall John Villec	RHYTHM Mark Helms Dan Printz Mike Turgeon Bill "Spider" Smith
THE DANCERS Collie "go lightly" "Sugar" Rush "Honey" Hagmeire "Phaedra" De Young	ARRANGERS Jason Guitterez Gavin Affitica Brian Salter	BACKSTAGE Shade Vegas

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